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Abstinence bases

Just like the other set of bases only abstinence is involved and normally is the following order:

1. Polite chatter
2. eye contact
3. an odd joke
4. furious dry humping
me and that nice girl rounded the abstinence bases las t night.
by yo mama jokes April 3, 2010
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Abstinence Masturbation

The act of masturbating side by side with your partner. Usually practiced by abstaining couples who prefer intimacy, romance, cuddling and occasionally sucking at tits over hardcore sexual intercourse (because that officially qualifies as sinful fornication).This practice can be very effective to pacify the concerns of abstaining females who tend to accuse men of being dirty sexual pigs.
Do you know Cameron and Rachel... they have been practicing abstinence masturbation to control their need for sex... until they move on in life
by Innocent_Angel August 14, 2014
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abstinence april

In the entire month both men and women mustn't have sex, though masterbation is allowed
Sarah: You DTF tonight?
Jack: Nah it's Abstinence April.
by Milf_and_Cookies November 8, 2019
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Abstinence Whore

1) An individual who chooses to be abstinent in exchange for social rewards such as praise, social status, popularity or even monetary rewards in rare cases.

2) An individual possessing a flirtatious style, appearance and attitude normally associated with sluts, but remains dutifully committed to sexual abstinence.

3) An individual obsessed with abstinence usually due to a deep rooted fear, hatred or jealously towards sexual activity. Women tend to be fearful and men jealous.
Wow, that Stacy is showing off her purity ring again. What an abstinence whore.
by TruthInText May 27, 2010
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abstinence contract

A contract that parents and the Catholic Church force teenagers to sign, which says that they cannot engage in any sexual activities until marriage. It is stupid, because it goes against the basic laws of nature, and it doesn't work very often, instead it encourages them to have sex even more, but they don't know about birth control, so the girls get pregnant.
Craig: Why did you make me come in here with your girlfriend?

Craig's Mom: Craig, we'd like to talk with you two about something very important. Now that you both are together, we want you to sign this contract. Once you sign this, you will not commit any sexual activities until marriage, and therefore be pure until then, so you won't go to hell.

Craig: What the fuck, mom?! Are you stupid? I'd never sign an abstinence contract! You know I'm an athiest! Stop being such a retard! Sex is not some holy act that can only be done in marriage, it's normal human behavior! (Rips up contract) You make me sick! I wish you weren't so ignorant!
by JoshTheLiberator May 16, 2009
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Abstinence Fetish

Having the state of mind to be aroused by all acts of none sexual nature.
*types in Abstinence Fetish* Oh ya pour that coffee *huff huff* YES! you go to work! Get in your car! *
by -Blank* December 11, 2015
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Abstinence Whore

a person, most of the time a girl, who is crazy for abstinence, a little less than a prude, but still annoying as hell when it comes to getting in their pants. sometimes this person can be a tease, but a lot of the time they just dont find pleasure in sexual things.

often times they dont have the desire to be fingered because they are afraid it will "hurt" like a mofo.

unfortunately these people are often really really hot, so it sucks.
Shelby is such an abstinence whore, i was trying to hook up with her at prom and she wouldn't let me find the promise land, so i ditched her ass for an after party.
by cbaby4 May 4, 2010
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