A boke owes another bloke six quid. He goes up to this bloke with an octopus with a little tentacle bandadges up, and says, 'hello mate heres the sick squid i owe yu.' Do you see? DO YOU SEE?? Sick squid - six quid??????? the marvellous juxtaposition of... look, we jus call pounds squids. leave it at that. try and get n with people.
by Kate pasola hoooooooohaaaa January 03, 2006
That dumbass gixxer rider is wearing sandals, shorts, and a tee. He's gonna rip his skin off when he crashes.
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
A used condom filled with semen, neatly tied up awaiting disposal. (Several of these may be referred to as a squad)
I was afraid her mom would look through her garbage, so I had to keep the squid in my pocket and wait till we got to church to throw it out.
by Ding Dong Mandolin April 06, 2015
Noun: to describe a child that is defiant towards authority; usually in a situation that the child is aware of a rule but continues to be negligent or "forgetful".
In expletive form: to release, and or solidify frustration of children fitting the description of a squid.
In expletive form: to release, and or solidify frustration of children fitting the description of a squid.
Noun: How many times has Timmy broken that rule? Man, what a squid!, or,Quit being a squid and follow the rules.
Expletive form:
why won't these kids listen?.....(sigh) Squids!
Expletive form:
why won't these kids listen?.....(sigh) Squids!
by j4yt34 December 26, 2009
A shorthand trader reference to "Vampire squid", most commonly used by traders when referring to American investment bank Goldman Sachs.
by econtutor October 17, 2011
squid or squidy is a term used to describe a person or thing which is being overly unpleasant or needlessly difficult
"stop being a squid" when used to ask a person to stop the current action as it bother sum
"can you believe how squidy that person was being when i asked them for directions"
"can you believe how squidy that person was being when i asked them for directions"
by omegashiva November 29, 2011
by Bodgey May 20, 2006