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a case of the red ass

pain and redness of the ass after a day of the shits
If i don't stop shitting. I'm going to have a case of the red ass.
by jay hamilton November 30, 2007
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Take a coat of paint off his ass

To be really close to one's ass.
I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.
by Slash September 17, 2003
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i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass

A very refined meme of a wood-brown woman stating “to out the story short, i shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my arse” this sentenceis currently in the 10 combussys of floptropica. Showing the dedication to this woman. This woman was a staple in floptropican presidency and will be forever known as such.
“Jake guess what

“What do you want you autistic monkë

“I shoved a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass”

“Wow so inspirational.”
by Floptropican Vocabulary. December 1, 2023
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I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Snap Backing The (ThE) (tHe) (a) (An) (A) (an( Comma (comma) (&) (,) The Ol(L)d D(d)usty Ass-w(W)iped Trail (A (The-An) Postal Code 10457-2219 On The Topic Of Zipper's Code)...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025
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talk the ass off a brass monkey

somebody who talks a lot
LL: Did you ever hear that girl talk?
FF: Yea she can "talk the ass off a brass monkey".
by fuckmycock24 January 27, 2010
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took off like a cat shot in the ass

To move very quickly.
When Jacky saw that spider she took off like a cat shot in the ass!
by brando56894 December 18, 2013
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