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turkey

A pompous stuffed shirt. A blowhard. Generally ignorant and overweight.
That congressman was a turkey, totally out of touch with his constituants and ignorant of both domestic and foreign policy.
by Carey T Schug February 16, 2009
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Turkey

The holiest of all creatures. A turkey embodies everything that is pure and good in this world. From their ball-sack chins to their silky soft feathers, every inch of the majestic turkey is perfect.

It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.
The Oath of the Turkey Brotherhood:
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)
by depressed_bin_chicken123 November 29, 2020
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turkey

A slang term for a recent Irish immigrant. It is used primarily in Boston, particularly in the Dorchester, Brighton and Southie neighborhoods.

The term is actually rather old fashioned and has its roots in Irish immigrants being duped into buying turkey which they thought was pork, and paying pork prices for it.
Look at those turkeys over there drinking Lucozade.
by pamboo9 June 10, 2007
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Turkey

101 proof or death in a bottle
Drinking turkey will cause large portions of the night to be blacked out
by Kyle G September 9, 2008
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Turkey

A beautiful country that everyone should visit
I had a great vacation at Turkey
by brf1907 February 13, 2009
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turkey

The opposite of virgin for a girl, because they have "received a stuffing"
"I heard she was a virgin"
"What, at 17? Nah, definitely turkey"
by Triaxial Ellipsoid January 14, 2004
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Turkey

A game that can be played by male or female of any sexual preference. Bascically to eat ones ass.
Joe and Tim often play Turkey. Joe squats and Tim gobbles.
by 31Mess July 31, 2009
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