Take it down a thousand

Chill out. Relax. Take it down a notch.

Dude, you're all stressed out, take it down a thousand.

by Bugbear May 27, 2008

shit of a thousand horses

you would use this saying when something is really bad. Like bad bad or smells bad.

Example one: Girl: I was going to go out with my friend tonight, but she canceled.
Girl 2: Isnt that just shit of a thousand horses. Example two: Guy: Oh my god did you smell that guys cologne!!!! Guy 2: Yes it smelt like shit from a thousand horses!!!

by Paula Genosick July 11, 2008

a thousand shades of awesome

Something that's awesome

That car is a thousand shades of awesome

by Adriano April 25, 2005

thousand foot krutch

Thousand Foot Krutch is a Christian Rock band from Canada. Formed in high school, the current members include Trevor McNevan, Steve Augustine and Joel Bruyere.

Thousand Foot Krutch rocks face. I love their new CD!

by your mom's anarchy April 01, 2008

Death by a thousand cunts

Death from a sexually transmitted disease brought about by a hedonistic lifestyle.

Look at that lecher. He'll die a death by a thousand cunts.

by B Ligerati January 11, 2008

Blood of A Thousand Virgins

Blood from young women who have not yet participated in the horizontal mambo. To obtain this blood, you must either A) ask them politely to spare you some B) Sacrifice them C) Stalk them while they are on their period. Usually drank by total badasses, demon gods, rock bands, and Chuck Norris on a regular basis. Whomever drinks the Blood of A Thousand Virgins will be crowned as a god among men and will be able to perform extreme tasks like bear wrestling, unicorn/pegasus riding, catching fish with your mouth, and playing hacky sack. This phrase is often said to explain how hard something is to do.

Molly: Dude. That guy is eggrolling down the highway!
Brianna: Woah! The only way you can do that is by consuming the blood of a thousand virgins!
Molly: Aw man! Now that's what I call swag!
Brianna: Shut the f*** up.

by YaMama! June 11, 2013

Thousand Dart Theory

The theory that if you have one thousand darts, and you throw them at a dartboard, one will eventually hit the bulls eye. Applicable to dating, hooking up, etc.

Guy 1: "Mike, how does a guy like you get a girl like Lisa?"
Guy 2: "It's the thousand dart theory, man."
Guy 1: "What do you mean?"
Guy 2: "Just keep asking. Eventually one you're interested in will say yes. All the rest of them can do is say no."

by Arid_ February 17, 2009