Isolated in the middle of nowhere getting here is impossible if you do not own a car. It is literally an island in the middle of nowhere. Essentially no public transportation exists here. To add to this, do well in high school because you will sincerely regret coming here. Although, there are some good people, they are rare to find. The girls here are mostly unattractive or extremely slutty. Do not live in Dogwood Village, it is a hell hole because of the construction with literally paper sheets separating you from your neighbor. You can hear entire conversations through the wall. Even though, people are aware of this, they still scream, wake people up at three in the morning or play stereo music full blast until that time during final exams. The funny part is that they don't expect you to complain. Coming here taught me that you need to be extremely self-reliant and independent if you are going to survive. Do not trust anyone except for yourself because they will literally take advantage of your kindness and eat you alive here. Expect many people to be cyber addicts and care more about their electronics than the person next to them. If you want to survive here do not attempt at getting a girlfriend because they are mostly slutty, revengeful, and ignorant. Ignore the occasional bullies and death threats because you're already in jail, so it doesn't make a difference.
Salisbury University, sounds like a scary place, stay away from those Salisbury girls, I heard many of them are evil and fake as shit! Salisbury University, where intellectuals come to die. Salisbury University, dragging the country down one overdose at a time. Salisbury University, a twirling Hell Storm where the food is very disgusting.
by thetruthislouderthanfakenews1 December 6, 2018
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Freshman: Dude, we gotta go chill at uv tonight, your place again?!
Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.
Freshman: I invited 50 people.
Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!
Junior: University Village Salisbury?! Sure im down to pre-game.
Freshman: I invited 50 people.
Junior: Wait what?! Just pre-game!
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Get the alicia salisbury mug.When a female of the loose variety only puts out for TV dinners. A rare breed indeed, this creature is usually found in the tall grass of southern states. The range of acceptable TV dinners vary from, Stouffers, Banquet, Hungry-Man and in rare cases Kids Cuisine. If acquired, a man must be certain to never let go, as the profit margins in this relationship favor the man. 10 dollars spent and the channel turned to the price is right, is the only requirement for a romantic evening.
Son: Dad! i was going to take my girlfriend out to a romantic night out at Arby's. But turns out she just wants to stay home and dig into a Stouffers tray.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.
Dad: Wow son! you got yourself a real "Salisbury Slut" . I'd say you'd hold onto her tight, because she sounds like a real special gal.
Son: Well i'll be a monkeys uncle! You bet i will pops.
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