Douche

1)The French word for shower.
2)The English word for what you do to horribly dirty pussies.

"Je prendrai une douche." or "Cletus, after yo' sister squeezes out that young'n, go'n git her a douche from the Uni-Mart."

by Donald Duck May 02, 2003

douche

a person who is a complete asshole or just strikes you a ass wipe.
a douche is usually friends with other douches or has no friends.

#1 "did you see that guy?"
"yeah he looked like a douche"
#2 "do you know Johnathan?"
"yeah he is the biggest douche ever!"

by widespread March 18, 2009

douche

Person who eats pretzel goldfish instead of buying less expensive real pretzels.

John is such a douche for eating goldfish pretzels.

by acub1one September 09, 2010

Douche

A douche is a mismatching, collar popping, wannabe player who is actually a jerk. they tend to be somewhat good at sports, yet they decide to wear very bright clothes and hit on chicks out of their league.

ex.
Aymane- look who's coming

Cam- awww not the douche again

Aymane- hey john-brandon what's up

Liz- I'm going to class now see ya

by daboiiiiiiz April 09, 2009

Douche

The True Hookah King

Hey guys! Did you see the new video about Twilight and weed that Douche put on his blogtv?!

by spencermoody December 10, 2010

Douche

A person with an unsubstantiated Narcicis complex which causes them to be generally unpleasant, or unnecessary and increases your risk of yeast infection.

jim is such a douche. I should avoid him, lest I risk irritating my lady bits.

by lady bits January 30, 2011

douche

A guy who gets a girl and dosen't deserve her.

"look at that douche, he cheats on her"

by Chris March 28, 2005