Jacob Beamer

Jacob Beamer is super hot. But dont be tricked, hes a major fuckboy. Jacob Beamers tend to be short but not down there..... if you know what i mean. He will be all innocent then POP out of no where he will ask for nudes! He always hangs out with girls, and hot ones too! ( which im pretty sure he pays them to hang out with him) Dont fall for a Jacob Beamer!

"He is such a fuckboy! He just asked me for nudes!"
"He must be a Jacob Beamer"

by kay.kay.kay. May 22, 2016

Beamer Done

Completely done; finished; over; never again

"Are you done with him? Not just done...Beamer Done."

by Larry Dominick December 25, 2006

High Beamer

Slang for Rolls Royce models under the new BMW ownership

Harvey's High Beamer is the turbocharged V12 so it hauls ass!

by Pinon Hillbilly October 10, 2025

Beamer Girl

Girls who love BMW cars.

“I used to a beamer girl!”

by Archeskin February 17, 2022

Beamer

Someone who has a very good aim and barely misses shots.

HE'S A FUCKING BEAMER RUN

by Unofficial Rust January 26, 2023

beamer

Beamer, meaning Alabama.

"OMG Beamer stop that"
continues to make weird noises

by Beamer11013 March 6, 2024

The Beamer

When she calls you racial slurs as she pegs you in the ass.

“Hey what you do last night?” “Oh I did the Beamer last night”

by BigNig81 June 3, 2023