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john: why is there a giant health bar in the sky
other john: sub to headshot craft
other john: hey johns can you talk a little quieter? I'm trying to watch hentai
by headshotcraft December 31, 2020
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mars bar up a closie

On getting your nat king cole from a lady with a particularly loose vagina, particularly if it doesn't touch the sides. A closie is a Scottish word for a block of flats.
That girl I was with last night was so slack it was like throwing a Mars Bar up a closie
by Raz_ftd September 16, 2005
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A Law Woke Bar

A sarcastic exclamation highlighting the perceived irony or hypocrisy of advocating for progressive values while ignoring or excusing violent behavior, particularly from extremist groups.
"Did you hear that LGBTQ+ activist defending those Islamic extremists? That's such 'A Law Woke Bar' moment."
by Mitcheroo June 20, 2024
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Why is there a gaint health bar in the sky

what people are searching to confuse people when they wake up on new years day
Jake: What should we search to confuse people?
Mike: We should search why is there a gaint health bar in the sky.
Jake: Good idea Mike.
by MogliMC December 31, 2020
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punching a hole in the chocolate bar

An act in which a male (or any female with a strap on) participant uses one's penis to "punch" a hole through a solid product of defecation, effectively stimulating one sexually. Please note that the "chocolate bar" must be hard on the outside, but chewy on the inside, to be truly considered usable in the term "punching the chocolate bar."
guy1: hey, I just shoved my penis into a hardened turd.
guy2: Been punching a hole the chocolate bar , have you?
guy1: Can't help but be punching a hole in the chocolate bar.
by strangefetishes November 15, 2013
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stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man

a meaningless and racist insult from some vyond video
soldier 1: hehe... frick.
soldier 2: ok now i heard that, you stupid chocolate candy bar shaped like a man
by insert a handle here UwU March 7, 2020
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