96

The opposite of 69. One person lays on their stomach while the top lays on their back. Not sexual at all, just a back cracker

Thank god i did some 96 today or my back would have killed me

by Sussybaka69420666 February 25, 2022

96

When you have a nasty breakup to when you see each other in public, you look away.

Cleetis and Goon broke up, they can’t interact if they see each other in public now so they 96 whenever they see each other.

by Composer man September 9, 2022

96

Verb
A position where two people are lying “head to tail” with their backs to each other and feet behind each other’s heads.

Try massaging your partners head and shoulders using your feet
It’s probably best to do this after a shower, especially if your partner jogs in old sweat shoes.

**Dirty talk optional

My shoulders were so sore last night but I got a great 96 last night and they are feeling much better today.

by akelmel January 18, 2023

96

Indicative of a 69 concerning female authority, the opposite of a 69

Male "Are you crazy, a 96?", Female "No YOU'RE CRAZY", Male "The seeker finds the truth", Female "So say we all"

by Nerd_God July 22, 2023

96

The opposite of 69. It is performed by assuming the 69 position and then each person flips around and then the pair link arms at the elbow and do butt bumps. It is traditionally performed as a friendly way of diffusing sexual tension between friends of the opposite sex.

Yoo Betty, I need some 96. Is your ass still sore from all that booty bumping last night?

by sector97grepresentative September 18, 2023

96

A 96 is a hermaphrodite's 69. Instead of eating each other's genitals, person A fucks Person B in the vag and person B fucks Person A in the vag too. (idk how that would work and if they have to take turns once every few strokes)

Did you see that new 96 from those two hot hermaphrodite's on Pornhub. It's fucking AWESOME!!!!

by YouVSHomerGooner January 27, 2026

96%

noun - on the metalhammer forum, one who is lacking in IQ (not all there) especially ____5.

Possessed2: as far as i am concerned just because some one is born in a country does not give them the foocking rights of that country he gave them up when he killed someone now foock off
SmartarsePoster:Oh gods, just when I didn't think it was possible for you to paint more of a moronic picture of yourself.
More chlorine in the gene pool please!

96%

by The Ood November 10, 2008