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When a man paints a face onto his a face on his own left hand, acting as a ventriloquist and makes out with it while jerking off
Jack: hey Josh last night I was super lonely so I had to give myself a 68
68 by Jthegoat56 March 14, 2026
Since 69 was a funny number, and 67 was a funny number. Let's make 68 the next big number. Since six eight sounds like primate it can mean monkeying around.
"oh dude you're totally sixeighting (68ing) right now" meaning "dude you're totally monkeying around"
68 by I_hate_people555 April 7, 2026
The lesser known number that being overshadowed by (Order) 66, ⁶🤷 ♂️⁷ and 69. 68 should be memed out
Salute to 68 for being the bridge of 69 era and 67 era
68 by Sun Tsu June 17, 2026
for when you fail a joke and be funny so you ended up with a 68 and you aren’t funny so you’re unfunny
Girl 1: “Look, I understand you were trying to make a joke, and you were really close to a funny, and it could’ve been, but what you just did, you missed the funny.”

Guy 1: “in layman terms?”
Girl 1: “you just did a 68”
Guy 2: “damn she killed you”
Girl 2: “HAH SHE JUST SAID 68 THAT MEANS YOU’RE NOT FUNNY GUY 1”
68 by DahliaTheWeremoth July 26, 2026

68 Drink 

A brilliant drinking game, in which a player chooses a card from a deck...if the card is not a 6 or an 8, then he/she must take a shot. If the player draws a 6 or an 8 then everyone else must take double shots.
Yo dawg we just played 68 Drink and now we're ready to hit up the club!
68 Drink by The Jaeger January 7, 2009

68 position 

A sexual position the female lays with her back on the males stomach with her legs open, the male can then eat pussy also leaves his hands free to play with her breasts so called a 68 as it is not quite a 69.
I would love to 68 position her & eat her & pussy all night long .
68 position by Wacker19 January 28, 2018
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