Galaxie 500

Band that could use three chords and with three members, create the most expansive atmosphere your parent's basement/your room has ever been pumped full of.
-Created an entire masterpiece song about going to a gas station and buying twinkies and a coke.

-Created entire masterpiece song pondering the mania which ensues when weather reports predict a snow storm.
-Known for staring at walls, making noises like dogs and wanting to be your fucking tugboat captain, girl.

Galaxie 500 is the music that plays in the 90's every time someone like Keanu Reeves or Hope Sandoval brushes the hair out of their face and induces general slow motion.

by pinchin May 20, 2013

The Mormon 500

A derogatory term used to describe rush hour traffic in and around the Salt Lake City area.

Utah's highways are shitty and inadequate. Also, Utah drivers are traditionally dumb-ass, inconsiderate assholes. Everyone (EVERYONE) drives well above the posted limit of 65mph.

"I would have gotten here sooner but I got trapped in The Mormon 500."

"We left at 2:00 as to avoid The Mormon 500."

by NegativeJZ January 27, 2008

Hortons 500

A term used to describe the act of circling back around through the Tim Hortons drive-thru in NASCAR fashion when the employee at the window messes up your order

Gary drove about 60 laps in the Hortons 500 before he finally got his double double and Boston Cream

by Dipsin February 18, 2020

11-5/11-500

Let's set the record STR8!! 11-5 was originally a police code name for Heroine in particular, and narcotics in general. Back in the 1980's OG's from the Infamous East Oakland Turf known as Sobrante Park(SPG's) named their turf 11-5 because of all the dope dealing that was going on in that nieghborhood back in the days. Over ten years later, in the 90's a San Francisco rap group originally part of the rap group "Cold World Hustlers" started calling themselves 11/5. Know your history people!

Dude over there from 11-5 is a Str8 Up Sobrante Park Gangsta!

by The Sensei May 13, 2005

Ghetto 500

Racing on the freeway between Milwaukee and Chicago. A poor man's Indy 500.

by ghetto500 July 22, 2003

Shelby GT 500

1 of the greatest classics of the motor wold...........watch "Gone in 60 seconds" & find out

by Shelby May 17, 2003

Battin 500

Bouncing between hitting rock bottom and exceeding expectations.

Getting an A on one test then bombing the next. bouncing between A's and F's in college resulting in averaging a low C, 70-73% is batting 500. "I Passed my first test but failed this one... BATTIN 500!! ;("

by LeDonde December 3, 2014