Rule 1-3-5

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.

*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*

by anonman123 April 17, 2010

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0-3-5

Stupid fucking guitar meme that's in the wrong fucking key of the original song.

Brandon: Hey Jake... hehe... 0-3-5, am i right?
Jake: I'm going to skin you alive.

by MusicNerd69 January 21, 2022

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3.5

1/8 of an ounce of Marijuana.

Moron: How many grams are in 1/8 of pot?
Normal Person: 3.5 you fucking idiot.

by candice D May 16, 2005

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Joshua 5: 2-3

"On this occasion, the LORD said to Joshua: Make flint knives and circumcise Israel for the second time. So Joshua made flint knives and circumcised the Israelites."

The lord was not happy with the lack of Israelite circumcision, so he told Joshua to do it is Joshua 5: 2-3.

by sir climer the great November 21, 2018

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A-3-5-O

Acronym used to describe a particular subset of the female population who are usually unpleasant to the hearing ear and to the clear mind. Acronym stands for: "Angry 35 year old". These A350's are women who are mad they are not happily married so they're just a drag...but they think they're hot.

"are any girls going to the superbowl party?'

"naw....just a bunch of A-3-5-O's..."

by MintyLeila June 27, 2005

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