chode

a short, thick penis, usually wider than it is long. looks a bit like a thumb or a rock and you don't want one. it is also used as an insult.

"ugh, stop being such a chode!"

by a hairball August 9, 2023

chode

an annoying asshole

God, Nathan Miller is such a chode.

by changle December 29, 2016

chode

a dick that looks like a tree stump; about 8 cm tall and 48 hectometers wide.

joey sent me nudes and he was having to hold up the sides of his dick with a forklift, it was the godfather of chodes.

by Richard Crout March 4, 2017

chode

A Penis that looks like a water bottle cap.

Pluck the lint hairs of my chode, Britany!"

by cho-de April 18, 2003

chode

member of the r/chodi subreddit

Chode : muh viraat kulcha khatre mein! librandus funded by george soros!1!1 wikipedia bad reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

by 3xp0sed November 12, 2021

chode

A short fat fucked up penis

James Hunt Has A chode

by James "The Chode" Hunt January 8, 2004

chode

The flap of skin between a penis and a ballsack.
An insult.

My chode itches. Don't be a chode.

by graffixchic May 20, 2004