the best minecraft pvp man. blood for the blood god. yes technoblade also means blood god. he always gets em.
nerd: OH NOO TECHNOBLADE IS AFTER ME technoblade: YEAH GET EM
nerd: *instantly gets obliterated by technoblade* technoblade: nerd
nerd: *instantly gets obliterated by technoblade* technoblade: nerd
by P_Technoblade April 22, 2020
by Molleeee April 14, 2021
Bruhhhhhhhhhhh
by Wilbur soup January 11, 2021
"My favorite youtuber is Technoblade"
by loffadoofa January 29, 2022
the only youtuber that has attractive elbows (my mom is the ceo of youtube and she confirmed this). he's funny. u can find the funny on his channel. so much funny. he's a cool guy. would be even cooler if he would actually fucking upload.
person 1 : have u seen technoblade? he hasn't uploaded in a month
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
person 2 : sir this is mcdonalds...
person 1 : oh my bad, do u have bacon?
by techno's elbow July 20, 2021
Technoblade is a well-known Minecraft youtuber with almost 2 million subscribers. He is known for absolutely DOMINATING in Keemstars' 'Minecraft Mondays'. Technoblade is also known for being the #1 rank in 'Skywars' for being the biggest potato farmer. Technoblade has a sarcastic sense of humor and will guaranteed give you a laugh despite if you enjoy Minecraft or not.
by bella and devin who is a girl July 16, 2020
An anarchist pig who plays Minecraft, and is friends with the following: Tommyinnit, Wilbur Soot, Dream, Sapnap, Georgenotfound, et cetera. He likes to kill orphans, and he's the mayor of Hypixel.
Person 1: Hey, what's a Minecraft youtuber that's interesting?
Person 2: DanTDM is cool, he's a classic.
Person 3: Technoblade. He's pretty interesting.
Person 2: DanTDM is cool, he's a classic.
Person 3: Technoblade. He's pretty interesting.
by LaserBeamz ! (≧◡≦) June 26, 2021