One Table

A common code within the drug underworld used to describe a significant deal with a rival gang.

"Meet you at the restaurant tonight, there is only one table"

by numerouno1999 June 13, 2013

one eyed brown monster

The forehead pattern after enjoying a powerful sewage slurp.

"I looked at Gorgeous Dale walk out of the bedroom and the one eyed brown monster was dripping from his forehead."

by SmartAlek January 10, 2014

One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014

one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.

I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.

by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014

one arm willie

Checking both earrings with one hand

Jennifer pulled a one arm willie at the bar cause she was holding her beer!

by Frannie&edgar March 16, 2014

One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl May 11, 2014

one legged hooker

A hooker with only one leg that walks in circles.

Cinnamon is the best one legged hooker in town.

by Lon Grod Von Hugen Dong May 15, 2014