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shakin' hands with the baby

the best bit about rooting pregnant women is when you're shakin' hands with the baby and get a hand job at the same time.
by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009
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BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome)

BDS us an abbreviation of Baby Dick Syndrome. Which is not a real disease it is just a way of insulting some one by telling them their penis looks like a baby's or is just really small.
At school we have to shower for gym and so every one sees my penis and yes i will admit it is very small 1inch soft, 3inches hard, 2inches around. So all the other guys call me BDS (Baby Dick Syndrome) and it quickly spread around the school so know all the girls call me BDS so i am pretty sure half the school forgot my real name. It first i had a hard time with it but then i just owned up to it and started calling my self BDS and everyone stopped making fun of me. But i am still called BDS.
by Micatalckalot August 1, 2014
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Baby Duck Feathers

The small short curls of ones head hair that form in a light patch like a baby duck's feathers, very light, and not a lot of them. (This can also refer to pubes or pubic hair)
man that guy has some baby duck feathers going on up there!
by little richy August 2, 2009
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big ass baby

big ass baby mean someone who means a lot to you and who is bigger then you and someone you can hold when you need it..
that's my big ass baby he my everything
by jjlilkid2 June 29, 2017
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Baby Tooth Heishman

A person who still has baby teeth when they are over the age of 18. The teeth represent them as person of low inteligence and the need to recieve underages. Could also be considered things such as a bubbly faggot. like I always say 'Whats good for the goose, is good for the gander..."
Baby tooth Heishman just got an underage, what else is new?
by kdnajdenaskfmdlas May 3, 2010
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Baby Making Music

(abbreviated as BMM) Music that gets you in the mood for sexy time. There is no defining characteristic of BMM, it is completely subjective and dependant on each person's musical preferences.
Girl 1: My boyfriend is so weird, he gets turned on whenever Britney Spears starts playing haha
Girl 2: Easy for you to say, my boyfriend gets mad hard whenever I play the soviet union national anthem. He says it is his preferred Baby Making Music.
Girl 1: I hate it here.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2021
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double aa baby

when a baby is born from a mixture of viagrA and tequillA
I didn't know she could still get pregnant, now I am 54 and I am stuck with a double aa baby after that crazy night!
by IntexNN May 29, 2010
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