Doing a Dan

being childish af and never learning from their fucking mistakes.
by ŁostWhišper June 14, 2023
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doing too much MOMS (DTMM)

This is a term for a mom who is still too involved in her adult child's life. Like still doing laundry, taking care of medical issues, and generally over-enabling. It's pretty terrible.
Desk Receptionist: "Good afternoon. How may I help you?"
Doing too much MOMS (DTMM): Yes, my son needs to see the dentist. NOW!"
DR: "Mam, he seems to be an adult. He's looks 30! I need for him to speak for himself. Sir, do you want to see the dentist?"
DTMM: "Don't answer, honey. I'll speak for you. Mommy is gonna make it all better. He needs the dentist NOW!"
DR: "Girl, you'd better stand your doing too much Moms ass back and let your son speak or it's on like Donkey Kong!"
by von groovy September 03, 2024
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dos uno

dos uno 💀
by menameiscaleb December 27, 2024
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Doing it like mommy

Last night was chill, I watched the Oprah channel and drank some chardonnay. You know, just doing it like mommy.
by Diceberg May 21, 2022
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national do the vanhook day

a day dedicated to doing the “vanhook.” put your hand on your ass to participate
hey today is national do the vanhook day”
by nomadictoast April 12, 2019
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The worst thing you can do

NOT TO SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T HAVE KIDS YOU SOLIPSISTIC FUCK!
Hym "It's not the worst thing you can do to someone who doesn't have kid. Threatening kids cured my depression! Threatening kids saved humanity! Threatening kids is a panacea! Now that I think about it... Threatening kids is the perfect analog to small dick bigotry! Because the bigotry doesn't work if my cock is fat, right? I say something a woman doesn't like, she says i have a small dick, but actually I got a fat cock. It doesn't work. Ghost type moves do not effect Normal type Pokémon. And vice versa. I say something you don't like, you threaten my kids, but I don't have any.... Doesn't work. A perfect analog! It's 1 to 1. I wasn't even trying to do that one."
by Hym Iam January 26, 2025
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dos key

Complaining about having to do something when you secretly enjoy the action at hand
Addison states that he hates dos key, but he told me in confidence that it was one of his favorite things to do.
by badluckfrog July 19, 2022
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