get off my lawn

saying refering for someone to get out of your business

man: so katie dumped you for man #3 because you didn't give her enough love?
man #2 yo bitch get off my lawn!

by fittypence June 22, 2007

just fell off the turnip truck

Naive. Implies rural unsohistication versus urban savviness.

"A Rolex for $50? Do you think I just fell off the turnip truck?"

by The Demon Prince November 17, 2006

turning off the hot water

A euphemism for having a vasectomy.

1). I can't get you pregnant I had the hot water turned off.
2). I don't want to get her pregnant so tomorrow I am turning off the hot water.

by Packrat Dragon May 17, 2010

Take Your Pajamas Off

A way of saying 'You must be dreaming.' Derived from 'Take your pajamas off, because you are dreaming'.

Bob wanted $500 for the jousting sticks, so I said, "take your pajamas off."

by drillvoice March 10, 2009

cut my dick off

to break someone's heart but not be romantically afflicted with said person

"He broke my heart but you cut my dick off!"

by 10keys October 27, 2020

humpty dumpty fell off the wall

humpty dumpty fell off the wall a dirty nursery rime inspired by the original humpty dumpty nursery rime

humpty dumpty fell off the wall cause a ho on the ave was suckin his balls all the kings men and all the kings horses couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again

by littlejimmie July 19, 2019

ma dick fell off bitch

When u don't want to go out with someone say "my dick fell of bitch".

Them: Would u go out with me
Me: Ma dick fell off bitch

by Jacob Mollan April 11, 2017