Seat Cheese

The slime and dirt in and around car seats

Your car is so dirty, you could drag your fingers in between your seats and have a handful of seat cheese.

by Dong knots July 16, 2015

Cheesing

When someone is kidding/messing with you.

Are you Cheesing me right now?!

by Bellabooismypet November 15, 2016

Biggie cheese

Biggie cheese is a REALY big rat with a golden cheese necklace och a microphone. He is SO fucking big that when he is going to the movies he sits on everybody's seat. He is also the GREATEST rapper of al time with banger hits like Mr bomastick and I love cheese. R.I.P Biggie cheese.

Biggie cheese is a REALY big rat with a golden cheese necklace och a microphone. He is SO fucking big that when he is going to the movies he sits on everybody's seat. He is also the GREATEST rapper of al time with banger hits like Mr bomastick and I love cheese. R.I.P Biggie cheese.

by GucciCat1337 October 18, 2023

Sneeze on my cheese

When you mess up someone’s good vibes or make a good time bad

“We were having a blast at the party, but then Tyler sneezed on my cheese and everyone got bummed out.”

“Don’t sneeze on my cheese, man!”

by HQ DLM February 17, 2024

cheese and squeeze

When you fart into someone else's vagina and they queef the fart back out.

Me and Mandy got drunk last night and did the cheese and squeeze. My mattress will never be the same.

by Jesus of the Squeezus July 7, 2017

Dick Cheese

When you melt cheese and dump it inside your penis then ejaculate in a girls mouth and breasts you then wipe some on your dick and smack her in the face with your dick.
Bonus points if there is a splat and the dick cheese goes everywhere.

Person 1: Bro
Person 2: what?
Person 1: want some Dick Cheese?
Person 2 hell yeah

by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 22, 2020

Dick Cheese

The dried cum on your table, mousepad, and other things. It look likes cheese it is dried so much.

There was dick cheese everywhere!

by SilentFissure January 4, 2017