Monkey chukka

A way of saying I hate you

U stupid ugly monkey chukka

by Yyyttttrrreee456973 July 23, 2024

Trash monkey

A trash monkey is the equivalent of calling someone a rat dog but 50x worse. When you say it you need to sound like a drunk ke$ha.

“God your such a fucking trash monkey”

by God_is_a_trash_monkey December 12, 2018

[monkey plugger]

a person who only fornicates black people

dude my manager is such a monkey plugger he only hits on black chicks

by professor anthony hidalgo August 11, 2008

beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

Book Monkey

a name used for a player that has the guild name "Chapter" in the game Deepwoken.

Look its another Book Monkey flooding.

by Heito November 26, 2022

Monkey's Paw

A "monkeys paw" is when you're taking a shower and you're out of wash cloths Once you get to washing your ass, you soap up your hand and get down there to clean it all out with that soapy bare hand. You're then left with a clean ass but in return, no matter how much you clean that hand, it feels dirty for the rest of the day.

I cant eat tacos today, I gave myself a Monkey's paw this morning and I forgot which hand it was.

by Dandalorian December 15, 2022

Monkey Arms

What happens to your arms when you are continually patting yourself on your back...

John had monkey arms after he finished his project.

by scooter133 June 15, 2016