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Get the Finger Hat mug.A non-apologetic response for doing something annoying but harmless in a video game. Framing it as if you just ate KFC and you "accidentally" did something. e.g., killing your friend in a video game, killing his animal in a video game, ext. Usually used when playing on controller.
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Get the fingering marilyn manson mug.When two males Eiffel Tower another male. The inability for air to escape from the toweree causes a vacuum like effect causing the towerers genitalia to become stuck.
Friend 1: Man, I can’t believe Nick Chinese finger trapped those two strangers from the bar last night.
Friend 2: The video was worth it though, the gents were so endowed I heard they were able to meet halfway and dock in his large intestine
Friend 2: The video was worth it though, the gents were so endowed I heard they were able to meet halfway and dock in his large intestine
by Birdsandbees101 December 2, 2025
Get the Chinese finger trap mug.(n.) A legendary bedroom kung-fu move where you channel your inner Shaolin monk and deploy exactly two fingers (index + middle, rigid like chopsticks) in lightning-fast, surgically precise circles directly on the G-spot/prostate, as if you’re trying to pressure-point someone into the next dimension. Named after “wuxia” + “shi” (master), because once this technique drops, someone’s soul leaves their body faster than Bruce Lee in a hallway fight.
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
Performed correctly, the receiver makes a noise that sounds like a dial-up modem having an exorcism. Performed wrong, you just look like you’re aggressively trying to unscrew a jar of pickles with jazz hands.
Pro tips from the scrolls:
• Maintain eye contact and whisper “Your chi is weak”
• Add fake wire-fu sound effects (WHOOSH-TING!)
• Finish with the ancient forbidden line: “The five-point palm exploding heart-gasm technique.”
“Bro walked in like ‘I studied the blade… and the bean.’ Ten seconds of wushi fingering and she spoke fluent Cantonese and saw her third-grade teacher in 4K.”
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
Synonyms: clit kung-fu, two-finger Hadouken, Beijing bidet, vajitsu
Antonyms: lazy pizza-dough kneading, the sad helicopter, whatever your ex was doing
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