A sexual fetish act that involves smearing fecal matter on a males member and/or testicles. Once the fecal matter has been applied, the male then proceeds to impact the woman’s forehead, presumably to get fecal matter on the woman’s forehead.
Rosemary: Oh boy! I could really go for a Brown Wrecking Ball right now! Will you please give me one oswald?
Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.
Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!
Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!
Oswald: I don’t know Rosemary. That’s kind of risky! I don’t wanna get poop on my balls.
Rosemary: Pleaseeee?! I love having poop on my forehead!!
Oswald: Alright rosemary. Just one though!
by huddyballs May 13, 2025

A Brown whistle is when a girl gives head after hard dirty anal
or
when a guy is giving a rim job and a girl sharts.
or
when a guy is giving a rim job and a girl sharts.
'I bought her dinner and she wouldn't even give me a Brown whistle
I would have gave him a brown whistle, but I didn't have any breathmints
For male : residue on mouth after lips come into contact with sharted rim.
For female : residue in/around mouth after penis is in contact with poopy anal.
I would have gave him a brown whistle, but I didn't have any breathmints
For male : residue on mouth after lips come into contact with sharted rim.
For female : residue in/around mouth after penis is in contact with poopy anal.
by mistyvail April 19, 2014

DA fooniest pefrson ever am I right ha ha I can’t rn it is she is so funny taht I am so happt and laughing larry rn I can’t rn ha ha ha
by DespicableChuck February 11, 2021

Boyfriend: who was that guy
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
Girlfriend: oh, nobody *gives boyfriend a kiss*
She’s a “brown sugar salmon”
by Pear6 June 23, 2021

by Internet-Induced-Schitzo October 26, 2022

You may think it's a good idea from behind 15ft away. Once you engage you wonder how she aged 60 years. Don't go any father for it's your grandmother's scratched records down under.
by BrattyGinger13 October 2, 2020

Anal sex on your lunch break.
by Pink Wiggle February 25, 2024
