Jack Cobb is the true definition of a winner. He has been having sex for years, and the amount of play he is getting has kept ramping up since birth. He truly is the definition of sex. He is also known as #1, above me, and Jack Biden.
by JackBiden4Prez March 08, 2024
by Jacktreandog October 04, 2019
Jack Treanor... how do I describe Jack Treanor in words? Well, if I have to pick, he's a fat shit. It might be the perfect word to describe him actually. He smells? Like shit. He acts? Like shit. He looks? Like shit (jk if ur reading this). He's full? Of shit. He eats? Dog shit. See my point? In conclusion, if you meet a Jack Treanor, he is a shit but he's cool I guess.
Female 1: "Did you see Jack Treanor at the baseball game? He was shortstop last inning."
Female 2: "Yeah, he's shit."
Female 2: "Yeah, he's shit."
by BangedUrMom69 September 17, 2020
An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".
by e.Trapz April 25, 2023
A satirical recognition of honor for any sports official who demonstrates poor judgement (or none at all) in their officiating of a game; Nominees typically make poor calls, one-sided calls, or no calls at all during game play.
"And the Cracker Jack Award goes to the center referee who failed to call a penalty against the goalie who picked up the soccer ball after her own teammate passed it to her."
by NJSoccerMom June 16, 2014
an exercise that involves bouncing up and down while spreading your legs and arms, this exercise will most likely make you sweat and if done long enough make you spill liquids.
by ur mothers sons daughter grand April 06, 2022
Noun ~ A special brerd of vulture, one descendant from jewish culture. Particularly enjoys self pleasuring and being stingy. Large figure in the gay community
by AshizzleMnizzle April 17, 2018