Doing a Michael is to too drink far too much on an empty stomach, end up passed out in front of a bar entrance and be hounded by strangers.
by MyTailsBroke December 31, 2022
by Murph_46 September 14, 2018
Similar to the infamous "reverse identity theft" strategy that a dishonest/selfish person uses in an attempt to avoid responsibility/prosecution for a crime that he did indeed commit, this type of sleazeball irrelevantly mentions the National "Do Not Call" Registry anytime he wishes to avoid having to deal with business/complaints which the local authorities or other 100%-legitimate parties have phoned him about and are attempting to discuss with him.
A National "Do Not Call" List abuser pretends that he honestly believes that any caller whom he doesn't want to talk to (cops, angry neighbors/businessmen, bill/tax-collectors, etc.) is just a nameless telemarketer in disguise, and who is merely posing as the real authority-figure who actually **is** needing to discuss some urgent/serious matter with him. This "Excuse me, but I don't believe that you're really ___; I suspect that you're just claiming that in an attempt to sell me something or pressure me into listening to your long-winded/hard-sell sales-pitch. I am on the National 'Do Not Call' list; please remove my name from your mailing-list" strategy can often be surprisingly effective, especially since many telemarketers and crank-callers actually **do** falsely identify themselves as a wronged individual or authority-figure in an attempt to compel the person whom they call to listen to them and/or be upset/intimidated, and so it is indeed conceivable that someone might automatically suspect that the unwelcome caller was merely an impersonator, especially if the person answering the phone had supposedly been of innocent mind and therefore had not expected to be contacted by anyone in authority.
by QuacksO December 17, 2017
Doing a Brad is when you don’t drink on nights out because you only want to put your penis in an exhaust engine
Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin
Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
Doing a Brad is looking like a chipmunk, Theordore not Alvin
Doing a Brad is going into the store for some Yeezys but coming out of it with HIV and some Reebok classics
by Bradreecee76 April 16, 2019
by Fangsta March 18, 2003
hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out! or HSC: WTK? DTKT?? LFO! is a game show for hollywoo stars and celebrity's made by Mr. Peanutbutter.
Did you catch hollywoo stars and celebrities: what do they know? do they know things?? let's find out! last night?
by snechta December 05, 2024
by Caralot October 05, 2015