bald-headed genius

Slang for a man's "other head", e.g., his penis.

When it comes to the ladies, I always follow the advice of the bald-headed genius.

by LarryGuccione April 4, 2010

Diet Coke Head

A “Diet Coke Head” is a person that identifies as a “Crackhead” but is just a bad person that thinks their funny and “quirky” when really they’re really just a normal person that tries so hard to be different.

“ Emily is such A Diet Coke Head!”
“I don’t like him, he’s a Diet Coke Head.”

by MeanGirl007 June 18, 2020

Poo Poo Head

The #1 MOST insulting insult. Has the potential to make your opponent commit suicide.

Bob: ur gay lol
Frank: well you’re a poo poo head

by Ymydadhittingmymomlol September 21, 2019

Wire Headed Youngins

A kid with the last name of “Culberson” with nappy, kinky ass curly hair typically born in the back seat of a vomit smelling taxi in East Durham to a 350 pound burr head on food stamps

Hey man check out Willy Culberson riding them wire headed youngins around in his truck!

by Mjollnir7 February 15, 2018

who's getting the best head

a meme that refers to a r34 image of alvin and the chipmunks getting oral sex from the chipettes

Guy 1: Hey, have you heard who's getting the best head?
Guy 2: Yeah, apparently Theodore is getting the best fucking head.
Guy 1: Yeah, what a bruh moment...

by PerpsloH September 24, 2019

get ya head right

pull yourself together, get your mind out the clouds

C'mon son get ya head right!

by Runthaway November 21, 2011

purple headed bitch splitter

Slang term for the male sex organ.

I stuffed my purple headed bitch splitter in my girlfriend last night.

by Merlinssceptre September 7, 2006