When someone puts a washing basket on their back to look like a tortoise and performs a cock block by crawling onto a couple's bed whilst they are making intercourse
"i got completely undressed, put on a washing basket and cock block tortoised onto nat's bed who was shagging zach"
by jabbott August 22, 2011
Get the Cock Block Tortoise mug.When a female has a guy's balls in her mouth and his dick is horizontal across her face underneath her nose. This overall making it look like the girl has a cockstache or cock mustache.
If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
If the dude has some pubes, it could also be called giving a girl a Bitler
How about you suck my balls....my dick is across her face. Hmm how do you like my Cockstache (Cock Mustache)hardy har harrr
by HmmmAwkwardd September 16, 2011
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by JibranmRauf March 5, 2022
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I was given cock and ball torture by jack Cordell and I reached a state of ecstasy so great that my scrotum burst.
by I hate cordells March 10, 2019
Get the Cock and Ball Torture mug.A term used to describe the situation when a woman has a high ranking job within a coporation but doesnt seem intelligent or appropriate for the job. The woman may not have actually "sucked cock" to get to the top but otherwise obtained the job because of who she is instead of her actual performance and qualifications, but men dont like women having high-ranking jobs so will adopt the idea of sucking cock as the only way she could have got the job.
Officeworker 1: "I just came out of a meeting with that bitch of a marketing manager, and she doesnt know jackshit!"
Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."
Officeworker 2: "She must of sucked cock to the top."
by Hugginold Bear June 19, 2007
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