Brown Lexus

A slang term referring to the anus or poop-related matters, often used to describe something unpleasant or unattractive in a humorous or exaggerated manner. It is considered the "ugly rival" to the more glamorous "Pink Cadillac” symbolizing something far less desirable, both in appearance and association. A brown Lexus is typically used to describe situations, actions, or things that are dirty, unpleasant, or unrefined.

Example 1: "Man, I had the worst experience at that restaurant. I ended up with a brown Lexus situation after that meal."

Example 2: “My Girl wants a ride to this place via the Hershey Highway and I told her to leave the pink Cadillac at home and take a ride on the Brown Lexus”

by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025

Brown water snake

An especially long poop that may even coil up in the bowl due to its length.

After Thanksgiving dinner I went in the restroom and left a brown water snake that must have been 3 feet long.

by FuckDemon June 1, 2019

Brown paper

The brown tobacco paper around a black and mild cigar (used to roll weed with)
Rolling is referred to as “freaking” a black
(Black refers to a B&M cigar “black and mild”)

Brown paper - “yo I js rolled a gram in dis brown paper frm da black”

by Hood_rich3000k November 23, 2023

Laird Brown

1) A very handsome man that you should give all your cash and banking info.

2) Somewhat funny
3) Somewhat insane

Hey, it's Laird Brown! Let's give him our credit cards.

by marcherlord November 29, 2024

James Brown

The godfather of soul and the sexiest man alive.

Man I saw James Brown performing and I had to put my dick in my wasitband because he was so good looking!

by Jack_Is_Black May 6, 2024

Brown Banana

A person of color who is enamored with Asian culture. Often can be heard quoting My Hero Academia lines in Japanese, always throw up a peace sign when they take a photo, make homemade ramen and kimchi, and solely date people of an Asian persuasion.

Look at Israel snacking on dehydrated squid with his Korean girlfriend. He's such a brown banana.

by fatCHADDYdaddy July 8, 2023

brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021