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Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink
All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time
by D Flawless November 16, 2019
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Penis

A stick on 2 balls that gets longer and harder when you see naked people or for no reason at all. It makes cum(milk) when you jerk it off or fuck someone or someone sucks it. When you fuck a girl in her vagina it will make her pregnant if she has gone through puberty. The cum contains your genetics. Also your penis is small. Some synonyms are : Dick, Cock, Nut,
Your mom: Oh my god thats suck a huge Penis
Me: Open you legs so i can fuck you
Your mom: Yes daddy, augh augh thats so nice daddy
Me: Shut the fuck up bitch, I'm gonna cum in you
Your mom : yes daddy, oh thats no nice, i'm orgasming
Me: no you are pregnant
by Milkdimsum27 September 30, 2023
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Penis pull

When a girl grab a man penis and pulls it to make him cum
by Thepenispull April 20, 2020
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penis hair

zaniculo: Penis hair 😼
ecsploiter: ikr
by Exploiter March 23, 2021
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Penis

I have a very big ‘penis’
by Knob peen wang January 14, 2021
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Devins Penis

I love sitting on Devins Penis.”
by User13949485 May 28, 2022
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Crème De La Penis

swallow my crème de la penis.
by @Sxb04- Instagram November 9, 2020
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