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twack monkey 

Is a person that is constantly under the influence of methamphetamine. Widely incoherent, doesn't care about their appearance, and makes illogical choices.
Wow, Bobbie is a twack monkey. Look at her running around all twacked out.
twack monkey by Frogstar1981 June 16, 2016

puppy monkey baby 

A skinny blonde white bitch with braces and a high squeaky voice
Look at that Janelle, she's such a puppy monkey baby.

winter monkey 

Basically if a woman hasn't shaved her pubic hair in the winter time.
Selena: Should I shave down there?
Kim: No. Just keep your winter monkey like I did
winter monkey by WiseUnicorn May 24, 2016

Curb monkey 

Curb monkey is a female and sometimes males that uses the opposite sex for rides on their motorcycle, they desperately troll the Internet looking for guys to post that they are going for a ride then wait curbside with their bandana, Harley tank top and leather boot for the guy to show up.
Travis posted on Facebook that he was going for a ride, stopped at the bar for a bite to eat and beverage and the curb monkeys were lined up.

Scroll monkey 

A scroll monkey is a person who spends a bulk of their awake-life scrolling through the feed in their social media accounts, such as Facebook or Instagram.
Person A: What an amazing class/movie/show that was!

Person B: I had no idea. I was on my phone, being a scroll monkey.
Scroll monkey by LordRam May 20, 2016

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.
That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.