i have a previous engagement

white lie used to decline any social event in which one would prefer throwing oneself into a volcano instead of attending.

Situations may include third wheeling, babysitting your colleagues 3 kids and their dog, any event that prevents you form watching the episode of your favourite show on netflix
- SYNONYMS leave me alone, Not unless you pay me, Not even if you payed me, go away
- OPPOSITES how could I say no to such a request ! (but like seriously, no)

I wish I could! but ah.... I have a previous engagement !

by Tropicanna9 February 9, 2018

i like you as fuck

I love you

awe, I like you as fuck bae

by bigboisav October 29, 2020

i hate the word uwu

i hate the word uwu and everyone can agree with me.

person 1: Uwu

person 2: I hate you

person 3: i hate the word uwu

by awrhj,jmhgrhtjykfuthrehdjyfzx April 23, 2021

I watch babies sleeping

The catch phrase of beloved superhero Awkward Creepy Old Man (ACOM)

It must be ACOM!

by hhhhhhhl June 22, 2011

Where the fuck i am

A poorly translated Russian phrase on a CSGO horror map

Goddamn that Shroud 'where the fuck i am clip' is comedy gold!

by beefyrod March 10, 2020

Everyone I don't like

Literally Hitler.

Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, everyone except for me!
Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, let's have a look and see:
- Donald Trump
- PewDiePie
- Pepe the Frog
- Hand signs
- Free speech
- Godwin's law

by gela-kela July 28, 2021

I wanna be your slave

It means that you want to be a slave of damiano david :)

I wanna be your slave (david)

by The main character :) June 5, 2021