keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude

Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?

by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022

ipad kid

the most musty crusty ass kid you'll ever meet you will find apple sauce or some mixture of food on their ipad, you can tell whos a ipad by the clothes they wear, their shirts are cocomelon or baby shark or a creeper sweatshirt and their pant are blue always blue. amkes sure they dont take your phone what they say before they take your phone is '' do you have games on your phone" then they add finger prints all over your phone

my brother is an ipad kid!

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

kidding

In some circles, it is the act of having sex with baby goats.

Usually in a respectful manner.

"Uh, hey, were you recently having sex with baby goats?"

"Why, yes, I was just kidding."

"I don't really have any hobbies. Just kidding!"

"Sorry, I can't talk right now, I'm kidding!"

by Poopel July 5, 2024

Nasa kids

Someone with god tier internet, and can be quite annoying in terms of joining others in games it’s player limits.

He sent a private server link, but the nasa kids joined it before I could even load the link.

by Nobodycares77 November 9, 2022

throwin' kids

After masturbating, flicking the jizz off your hand.

After going to the titty bar I'm throwin' kids.

by mike in pdx September 7, 2013

The bad kids

The people at work that are always being snitched on and usually don’t get along with the kiss asses.

That’s where they send all of the bad kids.

by SiL3Nt J September 12, 2023

family kid

" Invented by Juggalo Youtube Personality ChildsPlayNinja (CPN)".
A term used in the Juggalo world used to describe Juggalos who are only into the scene for the "Family" aspect. Family Kids can be either kids or adults. Juggalos who try to pull the "Family" card every time they find themselves in a confrontation with other Juggalos. Family Kids will also attempt to guilt trip other Juggalos} using the "Family" card, in order to gain favors.

You are just a Family kid.

"Come on man, we're supposed to be Family". Get out of here Family Kid.

by ChildsPlayNinja April 18, 2017