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Canoeing like a crack whore 

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.
This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.
Related Words

Frinklebottom-like

A word made up randomly on a random day. It means disgusting and utterly awful smelling. It also mean that you a discord mod.
Bro that dude is frinklebottom-like.

souls-like Brain Rot 

when you can’t enjoy anything that doesn’t involve dodge rolling and mindlessly killing things
“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i literally cannot enjoy animal crossing, because it doesn’t have dodge rolling and killing in it.”

souls-like Brain rot 

when you can’t enjoy anything unless it involves dodge rolling and killing
“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i literally cannot enjoy playing games like animal crossing”

Souls-like Brain rot 

when you cannot enjoy anything unless there is dodge rolling and killing involved
“dude i have souls-like brain rot, i can’t play games like Animal crossing”

Built like an accident report 

(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of cosmic whoopsie.

It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that? Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk? Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”