Ipad Kid

xiomara

xiomara is and ipad kid because
he coughs like one

talks like one
walks like one
and is always on technology

he probably is and ipad

“OMG GUYS XIOMI IS AN IPAD KID”, Said mape

by deftonesluvr January 6, 2022

A bad kid

A bad kid (normally in school) makes jokes about unfunny things. They also say inappropriate stuff and get the innocent people to say inappropriate stuff. :(

A Bad kid: do you like bananas
Innocent kid: yeah there really tasty

by That girlllllllll November 27, 2021

I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

Sasquatch Kid

aka Sassy, He is the kid of the group (if hes even in a group) that is the loser that nobody likes but, is kept around for the soul purpose of making fun of him. The Sasquatch kid is Justin Bieber like in appearence, likes to stalk people via GPS, and Says catch phases like "a fuck you" "wow asshole" "hey ass wipe" and the ever so famous "you jew". The Sasquatch Kid is also a major troll bait cuz he doesnt get most inside jokes or jokes at all for that matter. On the Internet the Sasquatch Kid will appear Gaiafagish in a way with his ";-_-" anime Emoticon. Coming in contact with a Sasquatch Kid can and will result in.. IQ loss, herpes, internet tom foolery, Bieber fever, the need to kill ones self or others, super herpes, and the loss of puppy. Oh yeah, he also likes to eat puppies. And or pee on them too.

xanthe: omg!
perry: what?
xanthe: is that a gay teal greenish bike?
perry: ah horse crap! here comes that kid sassy again.
xanthe: we have to protect the puppy!!
perry: agreed!
Sasquatch Kid: hey you jews, i tracked you via GPS.
perry: wow! gee much?
xanthe: Zing! LOL
Sasquatch Kid: WOW asshole! ;-_-
R: go away no one likes you. roar! roar! roar!

by perryEB February 21, 2011

Threaten kids

You're not punishing someone for threatening kids... You're sacrificing other people's to feel like you have dominion or someone you do not have authority over.

Hym "And then using this conceptual slight of hand so that the people who actually lose someone can't come after you. Which is exactly what they should do. The lesson that can be learned from this is... Don't threaten kids, just murder them. Don't think about it. Don't negotiate. Just murder the kids. What happens afterwards only matters to the people whose kids die and not the people telling a MENTALLY RETARD, DISABLED BILLIONAIRE that he is ALLOWED TO STEAL."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2025

The kid laboi toy

Alex Balm

The kid laboi toy is someone similar to Alex

by The Kid Laroi Fan November 25, 2024

Scene Kid

Someone who looks and dresses emo, but doesn't self harm.

I have a scene kid friend who hates to admit it.

by AbbigaleTheHedgehog May 25, 2016