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Urban Dictionary

The dictionary where a bunch of self conscience 15 year olds gather to make every word about sex.

: The dictionary that is a joke based on even the most ludicrous definitions and words getting approved
Urban Dictionary said that "Butt Fuck Egypt" means really far.
by IndianBoi September 27, 2017
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Urban dictionary

A website where it's harder to not make a joke on than to be serious
Jerry: Go on urban dictionary and make a joke

Tom: Yeah sure
by The Inbred Aubergine March 16, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A place for an idiot who’s father never came back with the milk to give random words sexual meanings to boost his self-esteem.
He defined the word Kangaroo as a way to have sex on Urban Dictionary so that people will think he has had sex before.
by AStupidDeer August 26, 2022
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urban dictionary

a place where people are racist
Guy A: "I saw somebody say every racial slur today"
Guy B: "Where was it?"
Guy A: "Urban dictionary"
Guy B: "Checks out"
by goofyfoog March 31, 2025
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Urban Dictionary

...Dude, how do you not know the site that your on right now? Anyway, it's basically just the dictionary but better. Cause you can actually understand what the word means.
by The REAL Sakura April 2, 2020
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Urban Dictionary

A place where it's supposedly be a dictionary made by it's users, which has now devolved into a place where people rant about people and make definitions that isn't even the real meaning.
in short, urban dictionary is when wikipedia and the internet has a baby.
A : so... i searched up the word chair... what i got was not a chair rather a sexual definition...
B : Urban Dictionary ain't it?
by AccountForCommenting October 5, 2022
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Urban Kite

Aka: plastic grocery bag, plastic bag; a plastic grocery bag that is easily caught by the wind and ends up in treetops. This event can occur when shoppers are careless about their environment, and throws bags on the ground. It can also be caused by spilling out of overflowing trash cans, and cars filled with junk, often unbeknownst to vehicle occupants, as they step out on the ground.

Urban kites occur mostly in the city, due to the higher number of shoppers and higher urban kite:consumer ratio. Urban kites can be seen in rural districts on occasion, but country folk are not in a hurry, and therefore, have more time to prevent and/or correct urban kite flying.

Urban kites are often used as trash bags, lunch bags and cheap totes, which help prevent them from ending up in trees.
Johnny, close the car door and grab that urban kite that's stuck on your foot. Do you want it to end up in the trees?

Look at all those urban kites dancing in the tree tops! That one on the left is new.
by Cravicky July 2, 2016
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