nut

what u call someone when they are a being a cheeky beast in a way that is irritating or annoying

“ur being a nut right now”

“u bloody nut”

“francis? yeah, he’s a big fat nut”

by yutook2nut April 27, 2025

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025

Nut on soft

Verb
When an event occurs that is so arousing, the ol' peener doesn't have time to become erect. Therefore, you ejaculate while still flaccid.

I saw my son nut on soft the other day. lol. Boys will be boys.

by Baby cheeks7 March 6, 2019

Nut

When you choke the chicken, yank the yoke, pull the plug, and a whitish fluid called cum just fires out your cock hopefully into a hot girl's cooch

Ah shit I just busted a nut in your mom. My bad.

by Notadicksucker July 1, 2022

Deez nuts

Can I put my balls in ya jaws, they are really tasty, trust no sus

"Do you want deez nuts in ya mouth"

by nutsballsmouthidk November 24, 2021

deez big nuts

a book about a squirrel called dees and has big nuts

deez big nuts has big nuts

by ekdneifhobvpuefwghweriuowsf January 2, 2022

No Nut November

No Nut November, or NNN for short, is a challenge that is typically failed on the first day that consists of not Masturbating to the point in which you cum. However you may nut if it is due to a Wet Dream or sex with a member of the oposite sex.

Bro 1:Dude have you failed No Nut November yet?
Bro 2: Boi I failed day one and I know damn well you did too!

by Jimmy 6969 November 27, 2019