no one cares what you’re birthday says about you

No one gives a fuck about what your birthday shows on urban dictionary first the names and now this shit, like I’m tired seeing these on my story’s

no one cares what you’re birthday says about you we don’t give a fuck

by Tim Tams November 24, 2021

One hour plower

The opposite of a One Pump Chump. This guy can go forever. Multiple orgasms to be expected by the woman

If you're looking for a good, long fuck, call Charlie. He's a One Hour Plower!

by hyawkus July 7, 2016

feeling like one

up to your own interpretation

me: hey rachel, you look like one today!!
rachel: thanks so much i’m feeling like one

by ….ifeellikeone November 14, 2022

One Hit Mitt

When you and your friends are smoking a bowl and you think it's kicked, you can take or offer the One Hit Mitt. Blast that bowl with your lighter to get all you can out of it and prove that there's always something more at the bottom of the bowl.

This bowl is pretty kicked. Do you want to try the One Hit Mitt?

by bababooey93 January 12, 2014

The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Anointed And Moisten One (Moist To Moses, The Moist One Called "Angel Jose Robles")...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

one-finger wave

Just another sly euphemism for flipping the bird.

As Team Trump entered the courtroom, I thought I saw someone right there near the front do an ever-so-brief one-finger wave intended for the onetime Insurrectionist in Chief.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2023

One Direction

One Direction is a English-Irish boyband, consisiting of Niall Horan, Harry Styles, Liam Payne, Louis Tomlinson and previously Zayn Malik.
One Direction went on a hiatus early 2016/late 2015 and have all started solo careers since.
They said it'd be a 18 month long hiatus, IT'S BEEN 25 DAMN MONTHS.

Person: I love Logan Paul's music.
Intellectuals: Lemme show you some real music, made by 1D, some lovely lads that didn't film a suicide victim.
One Direction consisted of 5 lovely members.

by Peoplecallmeageek July 30, 2018