(phrase)
Used to roast someone whose body, face, or general
vibe looks like a catalog of unfortunate events. Suggests a person is so clumsily assembled or physically chaotic that their entire existence feels like the aftermath of a multi-car pileup, a bio-mechanical malfunction, or some kind of
cosmic whoopsie.
It’s not just ugly — it’s structurally confusing, like something went wrong and no
one ever fixed it.
“She not ugly, but she built like an accident report — multiple points of
failure.”
• “Why his knees face outward like that?
Bro built like an accident report.”
• “Face giving ‘incident occurred at approximately 4:17PM.’”
• “That fit plus that walk?
Yeah, that’s an OSHA violation. Built like an accident report.”