A guy who probably still plays with hot wheels in his basement even though he's a teenager. He also runs like an elf that's under the influence.
by trisha_paytas's_left_pinky_toe March 25, 2022
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Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
by anonymous March 28, 2022
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by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021
Get the Jack mug.Is a adopted member of the pack, though he could go back to his flat he choses to stay with curtain group of creatures. He is mostly known for starting unnecessary water fights and sleeping in hallways he is also quite good at minecraft and will fight you for that title
by Deathbladerunner12 November 3, 2021
Get the Jack mug.Jacking: Verb/Adjective; Slang in the North Mississippi/ West Tennessee area meaning when two or more people engage in fighting amongst each other. Adjective describing somebody as a great fighter.
What’s up mane, did you hear about lil Tommy and lil TJ jacking in the hallway foo?
Aye Bruh that mane Jalen a jacking ass nigga foo.
Aye Bruh that mane Jalen a jacking ass nigga foo.
by YoMfConscience November 3, 2021
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