Fat Kid Asthma

Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.

Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.

-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-

Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!

by Troublepaws October 2, 2018

Ipad kid

A widely used insult on social media platforms. Lets say if you play a game on a tablet and a random guy asks you what you play on, he'll call u an Ipad kid. EVEN THOUGH UR PARENTS CAN'T AFFORD A PHONE.

"Oh she plays on tablet? Must be a crusty musty Ipad kid."

by BriannaB27011FNAF January 13, 2023

Shoot kid

The chill kid in the back of the class who honestly dont give a fuck

"Oh so you a shoot kid?"

by Who is chu? July 18, 2021

bed kid

When a kid stays in bed all day and is usually late for social events.

"Ugh, that bed kid is late again!"

by Emmaskdodne May 16, 2016

Kid Flow Rida

The guy who can never quite get his flow right. He wants to be an emcee so bad but can never get things together. He can sometimes spit shit that sounds good and even works, but he can never get it how he wants and feels he can never get it right. Once master though he becomes something all together different-the King Flow Rida.

The boy has potential but he's still a Kid Flow Rida...

by Chris the Wordsmith February 22, 2011

KiD

KiD is a great clan in foward assault. The leader is Cosmobo. Apparently all members of this clan are considered as his slaves. If you want to join this epic clan then suck my pp

Did you know that KiD has the greatest leader and he has a very long cock. Isn't that impressive?

by Cosmobo June 5, 2020

family kid

" Invented by Juggalo Youtube Personality ChildsPlayNinja (CPN)".
A term used in the Juggalo world used to describe Juggalos who are only into the scene for the "Family" aspect. Family Kids can be either kids or adults. Juggalos who try to pull the "Family" card every time they find themselves in a confrontation with other Juggalos. Family Kids will also attempt to guilt trip other Juggalos} using the "Family" card, in order to gain favors.

You are just a Family kid.

"Come on man, we're supposed to be Family". Get out of here Family Kid.

by ChildsPlayNinja April 18, 2017