To do the Scandinavian cheese grater is to (as a man) ejaculate in and/or around the vagina and have her not wash it off for a week. The male then has to scrape the residue off with his teeth and tongue. Have fun!
Maggie babe you’re not getting in the shower are ya? I told my mates it’s Scandinavian cheese grater week!
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"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
"He definitely smells like cheese then"
"HEY DUDE YOU SMELL LIKE CHEESE"
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Get the Snail Cheese (snailcheeseyt) mug.When prevailing in an argument by providing a counterargument, and ultimately turning their logic against themselves successfully.
John: “I really like this food.”
Mike: “You have terrible taste”
John: “I don’t care”
Mike: “You cared enough to say you liked the food.”
John: “I cared about the food, but not your comment. Cheese ngl”
Mike: “You have terrible taste”
John: “I don’t care”
Mike: “You cared enough to say you liked the food.”
John: “I cared about the food, but not your comment. Cheese ngl”
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Get the national bite a block of cheese day mug.The act between two gay men, where Partner 1 climaxes in Partner 2's cheesy foreskin (Hence the mayonnaise and cheese).
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Upon completing this act, Partner 2 proceeds to give a rimjob to Partner 1, completing the act with a face full of ham.
Keith: "So how did you and you husband celebrate your 10 year anniversary?"
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
Alex: "Oh, he gave me a mayonnaise, cheese, and ham!"
K: "So he only gave you a sandwich? How romantic."
A: "Yeah... A sandwich..."
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