When two dudes jack off to the Taco Bell Quesalupa commercial's close-up food shots with Patrick Stewart from Logan doing the voiceovers, and then they both finish into a Niquil measuring cup. After high-fiving, the two dudes dip their limp dicks into the combined cum, then they lick it off of each other. This is the most important part, though: afterwards, the two dudes must look each other dead in the eye and say "no homo" at the exact same moment. If this does not happen, this is no longer called the "Controlled" Nacho Cheese Dip and is now called the "Fucking Gay" Nacho Cheese Dip.
GUY 1: "Bro, I just performed the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dip with my friend!"
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
GUY 2: "Did you say no homo?!"
GUY 1: "I said it was controlled."
by png.mp3 May 30, 2018
Get the Controlled Nacho Cheese Dipmug. The act of pulling a woman's vagina apart the morning after sex to eat the "cheese" left over from the night before
by Supertaint September 7, 2016
Get the arizona grilled cheesemug. by butt cheese 81 October 28, 2013
Get the people cheesemug. by Wingedskelly November 10, 2020
Get the Cheesemug. If you eat this cheese, you will develop a burp whereas is called "BBS" (Bruh burp syndrome).
So please, eat blue cheese, red cheese, yellow cheese, orange cheese, white cheese, JUST NOT BRUH CHEESE YOU WILL FUCKING BURP THE WORD "BRUH" FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAMN LIFE
So please, eat blue cheese, red cheese, yellow cheese, orange cheese, white cheese, JUST NOT BRUH CHEESE YOU WILL FUCKING BURP THE WORD "BRUH" FOR THE REST OF YOUR DAMN LIFE
by Bruh wait what- September 26, 2021
Get the Bruh cheesemug. by lgolm06 January 2, 2022
Get the That's Cheesemug. My girlfriend wanted to fist me with cheese for her birthday. We later made a lasagna. Cheese fisting lasagna
by Gravychips March 27, 2016
Get the cheese fistingmug.