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Urban Dick

John Doe is such an Urban Dick. He trolls people online and offline spewing fictional lingo.
by Breezylovesno1 June 4, 2018
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Urban Dictionary

The website where you can learn all the ghetto words you can find
by Dk howard September 7, 2020
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urban confessional

The act of using the Urban Dictionary as a confessional to confess things. These confessions are about various things. Many people do this in Urban Dictionary due to the ability to use a pseudonym as a username. This satisfies the feeling of the need to confess. At the same time it ensures that the confessor remains anonymous due to using the fake names as usernames (not everyone on here uses a fake name as a username, nut the large majority do).

I am on Urban Dictionary doing my own urban confessional. I, Ted Rimmel Jr, promised if Urban Dictionary printed my first definition (Oedifession) I would be entering over 100 (more like over 300) definitions of other words to confess about my Oedipus Complex, to confess about my mother being my girlfriend, to explain it, to prove it, and further support exposing it. So yes, many people on here use the urban confessional.
Sandra: "Ted Rimmel Jr is actually doing as he said. He said if Urban Dictionary posted his definition of Oedifession he would post at least 100 definitions of other words that support proving his Oedipus Complex, him being in love with his mother, and about his mother being his girlfriend. Ted is actually following through on his promise!"

Lance: "I have read some of Ted's previous definitions on Urban Dictionary. Confessing all about that on Urban Dictionary is definitely the way to go. By doing that Ted is definitely using the urban confessional. I will keep reading his definitions in the future."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 4, 2024
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Urban naut

A clothing brand EST in 2020, “URBAN” relating to cities and the people living in them, “NAUT” a suffix of the word astroNAUT, these two concepts produces an imaginary lifestyle made by the art of fashion and astronomy.
What’s stopping you from copping these urban naut tees
by Nautystreets May 6, 2022
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Urban lexicographer

A smart guy named Scott or Scizzott that makes words found in the urban dictionary.
I wish I was a urban lexicographer like that sexy Scott
by Scizzott402 October 5, 2022
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Urban Professional

A noun

Someone who specializes in working "downtown" - slang for a person who particularly enjoys performing oral sex. The term plays on the double meaning of "working downtown" as both a legitimate career reference and a sexual euphemism.
He told the girl in the bar he's an Urban Professional, and loves to work "Downtown".
by Trebel3 October 19, 2025
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urban dictionary

MAAAAN i just found the FUNNIEST SHIT in the urban dictionary last night bro it was so fucking funny DDDAAAAMMMNNN
by XxmassivecockxX May 3, 2022
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