by The world’s tallest midget April 15, 2023
by outrageousrickyxoxo February 22, 2024
When one attempts to finger a Woman who, unknowingly begins her period so when you remove your fingers it looks like you dipped them in ketchup.
by RRRRRRRAAAAAAIIIDDERRRRRZZZ April 05, 2018
by 69 wizard fingers October 05, 2018
Almost killing a character in a video game and panicking for a milisecond causing you to lose the kill.
by Nightside September 23, 2017
A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.
Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020
I was feeling super horny this one night and my boyfriend was out with his other girlfriend so i decided i had to take matters into my own hand. I went onto my bed and took my pj pants off. I really wanted to cum. I spread open my legs and rubbed my clit a little bit. I then spat on my fingers and inserted my middle finger and ring finger into my pussy. God I forgot how good that felt. I started going faster and released quiet little moans. I started using my other hand to rub my clit as I was using my other hand to finger myself and oh. my. god. I couldn't stop myself from moaning. "OH MY FUCKING GOD AH YES YES AH FUCKKKK" It felt so fucking good. I was squirting and so close to cumming a my boyfriend came home. "what the fuck are you doing you naughty girl? you know only i'm allowed to satisfy you". He came over to the bed and quickly took his pants off. He was already hard and ready to go. I moved my hands out of the way and stretched my pussy to make room for his huge dick. He put it in and i released a moan "ah fuck daddy that feels so much better than my fingers" He smiled and said "that's my good girl" and begin going in and out with his dick. we were both moaning really loudly and i was screaming "I'M READY TO CUM DADDY PLEASE LET ME CUM" and he went faster and faster until he started grunting really fast and we both came. "God, that was probably the best sex i've ever had" he said. And it was all thanks to fingering.
by i luv yummy dilfs May 01, 2022