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Cool kid Walter

Cool kid Walter is an especially cool kid character found in outdated geography textbooks. Walter is usually found in some cool lid shades and his edgy Walkman.
Teacher- “open your books to page 34”

Students- *go wild because they see cool kid Walter*
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Kid

A zoophile who likes large boobs and sex and bites the shit out of people has no ass and is horny as hell . Is feral and hates dogs even though they have one hates homosexuals
Who is that crackhead with foam on their mouth

Oh that’s just kid
by dabiscrustyass June 14, 2022
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indie kid

indie kids are ALL different. literally its all about the music, not wavy hair or cute air forces. do some of us prefer baggy clothes? idk its up to you. the music is indie. indie music is what makes an indie kid indie.
idiot: do i look like an indie kid? 😳
indie: no

idiot: WAAAH UR SO MEAN
indie: *music intensifies*
by sinjinsdirtybathwater November 19, 2020
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sephora kid

a little shit of ages between 7 and 12 who destoys testers and screams drunk elephant everytime they see one of their products, usually in groups of 5 or 6, they also have deadbeat parents, are a subspecies of gen alpha
Sephora kid: oh my gahd theres a sephora we have to stoppp
dude A : what is that?
Dude B: a sephora kid they only want skincare and shit
by Spilled tea stain March 1, 2024
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Mary’s kids

Mary’s kids are repeat juvenile offenders in Minneapolis who receive light or no sentences from county attorney Mary Moriarty.
The 16-year old committed five armed robberies but was out of detention in a month. He’s one of Mary’s kids.
by MplsMickey February 16, 2024
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Stimulus kids

Small groups of minorities who drive civic's, lowered car's, or cadillac's with 22'' chrome rims.
Hey Tony did you hear that one of the stimulus kids from work wants to race my corvette?
by funnyman12345 July 14, 2010
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keys kid

A homeschool kid that claims they actually went to school even though they sat at home all day. they may think they are more intelligent than their normal counterparts, however, the only thing they have more of is social ineptitude
Omg did you see that keys kid? He was so awkward, right?
by epicstyleswag July 5, 2022
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