are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me

are you really fuckity fucking fucks shitting me bitch shitty motherfucking mf?

i i it think amaore satwears woarsds in my secntence makes it mozre MAUTRE AND VERTY ADUTSUIHSODIFHUIHIU

Person 1: Are you fuckity fucking fucks kidding me you motherfucking shitty mf?

Person 2: ok 5 y/o

by whydoihavetodothisalloveragain February 17, 2022

The kids

Your whole position against me hinges on them but YOU DON'T CARE ABOUT THE ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT DO YOU, YOU FUCKING FILTH?

Hym " 'But the kids! THE KIDS!!!' They cry though they fail to realize that THEY JUST DON'T CARE AT ALL about the ONLY THING I CARE ABOUT."

by Hym Iam May 24, 2024

Drink My Kids

The process of swallowing male ejaculation after oral sex (‘Kids’ referencing sperm)

Drink my kids: Basically an XVideos category

(Beta): “You’re trash at Call of Duty”
(Sigma): “Your mom drank my kids”

by Meat_Grinder47 February 18, 2022

Band Kid

(noun) A person who plays a musical instrument and is usually a social outcast who pulls absolutely zero bitches, along with having their humor stuck in 2017-2020. Not to be confused with a kid in band, who is usually just a person who enjoys music and is in a band.

"That band kid is kinda weird."
"I think he's special needs."
"What's good my fellow gamers? Wanna see me play the hub intro on my sax?"

by someoneyoumayknowirlidkmaybe May 14, 2022

Kid

An annoying little shit But cute as hell and for some reason their mom almost always loves them

The kids are bending all of our forks and spoons ripping open flower bags throwing stuff out windows and peeing on the toilet seat again!

by Doggo man May 6, 2020

sephora kid

A girl between the age of 8-12. She most of the time has a Stanley and makes fun of the people who don’t. She goes to Sephora and buys drunk elephant. Most importantly she wrecks everything in sight by making “skincare smoothies” and breaking the testers of the makeup.

Omg my sister is such a Sephora kid!

by Nonbinary chicken February 22, 2024

IPAD KID

Allie McKenna

You’re definitely an iPad Kid if your name is Allie and you enjoy playing Plants vs. Zombies

by Allie #1 Fan July 24, 2021