DEEZ NUTS

SUCK ON DEES NUTS

I ENJOY SUCKING ON DEEZ NUTS

by Ped O’Phyl September 21, 2023

Nut Nicker

When you take a shit so long it breaches the water. Then given it’s weight, it tips over and leaves a poop smear on the back of your testicles.

I gave myself a nut nicker after eating too much cheese

by Scaramunchie May 29, 2020

Deez Nuts

A sexual message code for gay people.

Can I put Deez Nuts in yo mouth?

by Anti Furry March 31, 2022

Off my nut

your so high you don’t know what your doing where you are or why you even exist.
meaning that your so off your face you forget your own address and end up on a train headed for London

James:“i forgot i had existed again”
Tyler:“same”
James:“i don’t know about you but i’m absolutely Off my nut”

by itz_jacd August 29, 2022

no nut jeans

When a man where's skinny jeans and there's no way his nuts can breathe.

Johnny looked like he was uncomfortable in his no nut jeans.

by Worksucks20 November 7, 2014

Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.

I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.

by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024

Deez Nuts

Your testicles
It's also a meme

"here son, hold Deez,"
-son, "Deez wut?"
-father, " Deez Nuts! Ha! Got 'em!

by Johnny Mc. Nab November 6, 2018