black cough

homeless or on the streets

His landlord gave him the black cough.

by Hux da Bowl November 4, 2008

Black Rogers

A sex position involving one person dressed as a pirate and one person dressed as Mr Rogers. Welcome to the land of make believe.

That couple is into some freaky shit, I heard they like the black Rogers position.

by Wiley post October 21, 2014

Black Lightsaber

When a hoe does not want to leave ur bed (or an annoying douchebag, etc) and you're busy or sumthing you get consent from botha there parents and then ask them to go under the bedsheets with ya.' However instead of proposing to them you stick your middle finger up your ass and flip them the bird and watch them run away from your "Black Lightsaber."Works like a charm it does. However if they manage to work around the black lightsaber then you gotta propose later that night, because holy moly thats a keeper. Luv.'

Person 1: Aye yo i had a rough night last night i was dealing with a sexual partner dat' did'nt wanna' l eave my pad and so sorry im late.
Person 2: Aye yo you shoulda given them dat "black lightsaber!"
Person 1 and Person 2 roll on the floor and laugh their asses off

by MicNOTMac January 11, 2023

Black me

Engaging in intimate relations with a cousin or having a romantic or sexual attraction toward a cousin.

My cousin black me last night

by Owen runner March 24, 2025

Black Shower

The act of slitting your forehead and letting the blood cover the entire body until the point of hardening. The blood will look naturally darker to the point that the person performing the Blood Shower looks black.

Person 1: "Woah dude did you tan?"
Person 2: "Nah man, I just did a Black Shower!"

by ElsePoem June 7, 2025

Black index

The ratio of Black people in any movie, theater, or television production in relation to the actual demographic proportion in the United States. Colloquially known as the B.I.

The black index on this television show is so high, it belongs on BET.

by Pebacon August 5, 2023

black-seeded Simpson

May refer to either:
(1) The only variety of lettuce that sugar/salt/meat-'n'-potatoes-loving Homer and Bart can manage to choke down.
(2) Any biological offspring fathered by "The Juice".

According to reference.com, ol' Juicy has had four children... zheeesh, the very thought of that many black-seeded Simpsons running about gives me the willies! Let's just hope none of them ever turn out like their hot-tempered and socially-irresponsible papa, eh?

by QuacksO March 30, 2017