brush my balls

Brush My Balls (verb) - 1) To convince somebody of something that isn’t true; 2) To exxagerate in order to be more convincing; 3) To lie to someone in order to spare their feelings, 4) To literally brush the hairs on a man’s genitalia for the purposes of either eliciting pleasure or grooming an otherwise unkempt ball sack back into a uniform condition so that you can then power suck his nuts without getting too many hairs in your mouth, though you’re bound to get some if they’re not shorn in the first place.

See also: Brushing my balls; Brush your balls; Brushing your balls; Swamp ass grooming, Nut hair shaping, feather dusting, venereal rub, moose massage, taint cleanse, sub power scrub, submarine trim, lie, exxagerate, pull my leg, yank my wad, titty fuck my mind

You: “That’s a really good idea.”
Me: “stop brushing my balls bitch”

Her: “I really like your jokes”
Me: “shut up and start brushing my balls bitch”

Him: Do you want to brush my balls?
Me: No, I want to tell the truth ...(fag)

by Ken1plus2 May 25, 2018

Zercon my balls

A term used for when mr.zercon appears in a discord chat sometimes it just happens at random. It is deprived from the "sigma" joke part of a phase sound random but with more wording makes a sex joke about applying action to the male testicles

*mr.zercon joins the VC
Everyone:Zercon my balls

by Mr mopper December 26, 2019

Concert Blue Balls

When you go to your concert and expect your favorite artist/band only teases a small snippet of it or doesn't play it at all.

I really wanted them to play my favorite song but they only played a 15 second sample of it during intermission now I have Concert Blue Balls.

by Seabass391 January 2, 2015

stickey balls spray

Please go see balls be gone in the UD

Bo needed some stickey balls spray to keep his stickey balls from sticking to his leg in the hot summer Florida sun.

by HarryBallzonu February 2, 2008

Where’s the dragon balls ?

A question asked to a fucking worthless piece of shit. This question is asked between 50 - 100 times in a day to remind a twat that his life sucks. It’s often asked to employees at Pepe's Piri Piri.

Employee at Pepe’s : (exhales)
Ashman : BOMBACLAT !!!!! , (clears his throat and spits at his face) Where’s the dragon balls ?

Employee at Pepe’s : (Starts to play Russian roulette by himself)

by Ashmanthefirst November 4, 2020

8 ball madness

When you and you friends decide to roll an 8 ball to see if you have to do some gay stuff or not.

8 ball madness is so gay. I never want to play it again

by ForeverVirgin November 1, 2022

big meaty balls

GIGANTIC MUTHA FUCKIN BALLS NIGGA

"I have big meaty balls." "Proof?"

by a guy with big meaty balls April 11, 2021