(n) A state of agony caused when the thin handles of overloaded plastic grocery bags cut into your fingers. This condition becomes most pronounced when the bag carrier, most likely a poverty-stricken student, is forced to walk home from the store.
I once had a case of the bag fingers so severe that I couldn't straighten my hands out for two weeks.
by UrbanCreeper May 22, 2014
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A mysterious, bottomless pit of style, survival, and semi-organized chaos slung over a shoulder or clutched with purpose. Contents may include but are not limited to: five lipsticks in the same shade, receipts from 2019, gum with one lonely piece left, keys that play hide-and-seek, a mini hair salon, an entire pharmacy, snacks (for mood swings), and a wallet with exactly $0.83 in change.
✨Fashion Status: It's not just an accessory—it's a personality. A girl’s bag says, “I’m ready for brunch, heartbreak, and a zombie apocalypse—simultaneously.”
A mysterious, bottomless pit of style, survival, and semi-organized chaos slung over a shoulder or clutched with purpose. Contents may include but are not limited to: five lipsticks in the same shade, receipts from 2019, gum with one lonely piece left, keys that play hide-and-seek, a mini hair salon, an entire pharmacy, snacks (for mood swings), and a wallet with exactly $0.83 in change.
✨Fashion Status: It's not just an accessory—it's a personality. A girl’s bag says, “I’m ready for brunch, heartbreak, and a zombie apocalypse—simultaneously.”
"Veronika pulled a phone charger, a Tide pen, and a mini bottle of hot sauce out of her girl's bag like it was Mary Poppins meets Sephora."
by yushahaa May 2, 2025
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