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Whoreness

Whoreness ---an orah that compliments the open mindfulness and energy of a sexually inspired person.
Anything I can do to further your whoreness, I'm gonna do”
by Nickymae818 January 4, 2024
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Whore

Lemon thief. A person who is stealing or has stolen lemons. They are a problem. Perhaps they have not stolen lemons, but some other sort of fruit. This is not something you can call a regular, average thief. No, it must at least be used on someone stealing fruit, preferably lemons.
(I think it would be great if we all collectively started using whore in this way. Please. I want to see the linguistic shift.)
"You're the one stealing my lemons? You whore! How dare you?"

"If you keep taking apples without paying, everyone will eventually realize how much of a whore you are."

"You didn’t just climb that stranger's tree for the first ripe pear. What are you, a whore?"

"A whore got my lemons and I'm really sad about it."

"Lemon-stealing whore."
by Jack Allister March 29, 2024
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Myspace whore

Somebody, usually a girl, who consumes most of their time on myspace.com. They add thousands of friends and usually have the number of friends they have in their screen name. Such as "KateB2k" 2k being the amount of friends they have. They spend hours even days on myspace begging for comments and get mad when they don't have 100 comments a day and constantly threaten to delete their myspace. When they put a new picture up, if it doesn't get a certain, large amount of comments, they'll either delete, or won't post a new one until it gets more. They also do the act of "whoring" somebody on myspace using "w4w" which is pretty much just begging for people to add a certain person so that others will add them.
Myspace whore: OMG, I haven't been on the computer in an hour, I MUST check and see if I have comments. If not, I'M GOING TO DELETE MY MYSPACE!!!

Picture caption: Get to 100 comments in an hour or I'm deleting. New picture when this gets 100.

Whoring bulletin: Add Kayla! She's super sweet. She comments!
by RiotBabeee June 19, 2010
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whore moment

a moment in which a person's brain functions are so limited that all they can do is be horny and talk about sex.
I wouldn't engage with Henry right now, he's having a whore moment.
by The Answer Is 9 November 4, 2021
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safety whore

A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium
The general contractor on that project is a safety whore.
by Cmmncnts May 10, 2018
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Bathroom whore

A roommate or family member who can't handle anybody in bathroom and starts slamming doors and stomping constantly trying the bathroom door while your simply washing hands or pissing. To take a shower is a complicated task due to her constant monitoring the bathroom .
Scared me right in the middle of my shower it sounded like bombs exploding or some shit what the hell was that noise? Oh it was just the bathroom whore throwing a fit after realizing you were in the bathroom .
by Tafukk November 12, 2021
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the hood whore

Usually an ugly duckling who thinks she is hot shit. They get pregnant in high school by your local drug dealer who only sells grams of weed. She usually engages in sex for cigarettes and drugs. The hood whore is believed to be learned behavior(Usually gets it from her mama). The hood whore tends to brag about sleeping with men in relationships. She is usually in and out of your local county jail. She will brag about being crazy and petty. The hood whore has no motivation and bad hygiene. You can usually find your hood whore in a low budget hotel, the abortion clinic, your towns local bar, and the welfare office. She will brag about getting to a “bag”(check) while working 22 hours a week making $8.55 a hour. The hood whore is usually infested with STI’s.
Sean- I have to go get checked out. I herd Brittany had a STI. I slept with her without a condom on and I’m freaking out!

Tori- that’s what you get for having unprotected sex with the hood whore. She sleeps with everyone bro.
by The realist woman November 16, 2017
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